After paying a small fortune to add the campus bad boy and the campus golden boy on Snapchat. Other people think about how to date them. I'm different. I wanted to set them up. Through my hard work... The bad boy and the golden boy actually started dating. When they met up in person, I watched the good show from the sidelines. Only to find it was a total disaster, and I was dragged out by the two of them. The golden boy roared, "This is the Southern sweet girl you found me?" The bad boy cried out in anger, "Give me back my six-foot tall dominant girlfriend!" 01 Someone in a club was selling the Snapchat handles of the campus bad boy and the campus golden boy. The guy was shouting that it was fifty bucks for the two of them. But no one believed him. Only I walked up and asked, "Really?" The guy pulled out his Snapchat code and let me scan it on the spot, "Guaranteed real, girl!" I added the two accounts without a second thought. "Added!" "Quick and easy, girl!" The guy took the money and immediately ran off. I stared at the two accounts I just added. Did I just get scammed? The campus golden boy, Liam's profile picture was an abstract smiley face, and the bad boy, Jax's profile picture was a cute kitten. Are these... real people? 02 After returning to the dorm, I told my roommates about this. None of them believed me. "You definitely got scammed." "I even added Liam's Snapchat before, his profile picture is clearly an aloof, cool guy picture." "Exactly, Jax's profile picture is an anime guy. How could he use such a cute profile picture?" "Feeling sorry for you for a second, how could you be scammed out of your money like this!" I stared at the two profile pictures and sighed, "So annoying." My allowance wasn't much to begin with, and I got scammed out of fifty bucks. What a total sucker! Just as I plunged into endless regret. The kitten profile picture sent me a message, [Who is this?] I hesitated for a good while before replying. [An alumnus.] Since I already added him. I might as well treat him as the bad boy and project that handsome face onto him. Kitten, [Oh.] So aloof? I jiggled my foot, wracked my brain, and finally squeezed out a question, [Are you from A University too?] Kitten, [Yes, you too?] [Yeah.] After asking, there was another silence. I really didn't know how to chat. If only there was an AI auto-reply. 03 The second day after adding them on Snapchat, those two accounts just lay there in my app. As quiet as the dead. When I was bored in class, I clicked into Liam's chat box and poked him. Smiley, [?] [Hello.] Smiley, [Need something?] Asking so directly? How is someone supposed to reply to that? [Are you Liam?] Smiley, [Yeah, need something?] So it is real. He actually admitted it. Then I'll mess with him a bit, [Do you want to date?] Smiley, [Not considering it at the moment.] [Do you have someone you like?] Smiley, [Have a little crush, wouldn't call it like.] Has someone he likes, huh. I immediately typed and asked, [Who is it?] He hesitated for a while, [Who are you?] "..." Why are they all asking who I am? What should I say. I got it! I typed a string of words, closed my eyes, and sent it over, [I'm here to introduce you to someone, want one?] Smiley, [Introduce what?] [You know, a girlfriend.] There was no reply from the other side for a long time. Why is he just like the kitten profile picture? So fond of playing disappearing acts!? I directly tossed the bad boy's Snapchat handle over. With a note, [Southern sweet girl, plays games, pretty, and has a sweet voice!] Let these two be locked together. I turned off my phone and listened to the lecture. 04 Smiley, [?] To prevent Smiley from not taking the initiative, I tossed the golden boy's Snapchat to the bad boy. With a note, [Six-foot tall dominant girl, plays games, good grades!] Kitten, [?] What do these question marks mean? Not interested? I sent to Kitten, [The girl I'm introducing you to, if she's not good, come to me for a refund.] [Guaranteed real?] Watching Kitten gradually step into the trap. I couldn't hide the excitement in my heart anymore. [Guaranteed real!] Indeed, people never get tired when doing bad things. I sent to Smiley again, [Southern sweet girl, if she's not sweet, you can get a refund.] Smiley, [What kind of routine is this?] [The routine to lead you to success in both career and love!] [...] Ah, this should work out now. 05 Two days later, the whole school was gossiping that the golden boy was dating. As soon as class started, he stared at his phone and giggled. Except for me, everyone in the dorm was holding their heads and crying. "I'm heartbroken!" "Who did the golden boy fall for?" "There's no news on the forum at all! I'm so anxious! Is he dating or not?" "His roommates all say he is, so he definitely is!" They were chatting passionately. I quietly listened from the side, and was suddenly noticed. "Chloe, why aren't you sad?" "Yeah, didn't you like Liam the most?" Indeed, telling one lie requires a thousand lies to cover it up. When I first moved into this dorm, in order to get along with them. I had to say I liked Liam. Only then did we have something to talk about. I had to pretend to squeeze out two tears, "I'm sad inside, I'm going to rest first." "We know you're the saddest, go rest." After getting into bed, I finally let out a sigh of relief. My phone blew up at this moment. Smiley: [Thank you for introducing someone to me, this is a little token of my appreciation.] Followed by a red envelope. Kitten: [This dominant girl is really too good! This is a little token of my appreciation!] Followed by a red envelope. I sat up in shock. Holy crap! This actually worked! Did I just become a matchmaker? 06 "Chloe, are you okay?" I made too much noise, and my roommate asked with concern. I coughed, pretending to be calm, "I'm fine." Then silently accepted both red envelopes. Smiley sent a big red envelope of $388. Kitten sent $1000. I earned back the fifty bucks I was scammed out of! Great! I really do have the potential to be a matchmaker! I sent to both sides, [Wishing you eternal happiness.] After I logged into the game, I saw that both of their accounts were in a game. Just as I was about to start a match to relax, the two of them pulled me into the room at the same time. [You come too, we happen to be short a support.] No wait. What is this situation. Before I could decline and leave, the game immediately started. Snapchat message popped up. Kitten, [He's too good! I'm playing a bit poorly, it's not so awkward with you here!] Am I part of your play too? [What do you mean?] Kitten, [You're worse than me, distract her attention.] My blood pressure went up from anger. But thinking of that thousand bucks, I still forced it down. [Okay.] Smiley, [She plays very cutely, but seems very shy, she might not be so reserved with you here.] Me, [...] $388 is still money, I have to endure it. 07 Once the game started, Smiley played the jungler. Kitten played the mid lane. And I, because I was replying to their messages, was forced to choose a support character!? Early game Kitten: [You go follow the marksman.] Mid game Smiley: [You go protect the mid lane.] Late game Kitten: [You go protect the jungler.] After one game, I ran so much my shoes were falling apart. After playing, I immediately left the room. Just planning to play a game by myself to relax. Kitten, [Are you her friend? What does Liam like? I plan to buy her a gift.] Smiley, [Is Jax your friend? I want to know what she likes, I want to send her a gift.] No wait! Are you two really playing a golden boy and bad boy romance play? Still the same old saying. Money is hard to earn, shit is hard to eat. What else can I do? I have a plan. I asked Kitten, [Do you have anything you particularly like?] Tossed the same question to Smiley. Kitten, [I like sneakers, I like sports a lot.] Smiley, [Nothing I particularly like, just like cute things.] Isn't this settled? What exactly are they shy about? Do they have to act so realistically? I copied and pasted their exact words and sent them to the other party. Not long after having some free time. Kitten sent two pictures, [Which one do you think I should choose?] Aren't these the same? Choose your... Polite words. I randomly picked one, [The second one.] Kitten, [Just what I thought.] Hehe! Twelve o'clock, just about to sleep. Smiley, [Are you asleep?] Not asleep, but about to break. [What's up, dear?] Smiley, [I want to ask her, what size shoe she wears.] I tossed the question to Kitten. Kitten, [Size 10.] I replied to Smiley, [Size 10.] Smiley, [Is... is it that big?] I typed sleepily with my eyes closed, [How about you ask her yourself?] [...No need.] So freaking annoying! 08 In the morning, I opened Snapchat. Almost fainted. 99+ messages. Did I break some heavenly law? These two psychos! Go date somewhere else! I scanned through, and basically they had a fight. Smiley thinks Kitten lacks ambition, Kitten thinks Smiley is too serious. The two of them debated right and wrong all night, and even created a group chat specifically for this. They kept tagging me in the group. Who's right, who's wrong. I'm really begging you guys! If it wasn't for the after-sales service, I'd block these two right now. "Chloe, are you awake?" "Yeah, what's wrong?" "Nothing, we were afraid our crying would wake you." My mouth twitched, "What happened now?" "You actually don't know? Liam posted on the forum, it basically means an official announcement!" "I still don't know who that girl is, who exactly could win over that aloof golden boy?" "Fuck! I don't want to live anymore!" I looked at my roommate jumping down from her bed, "What's wrong with you now?" "The bad boy is dating too! I'm crying to death!" Oh crap, almost forgot, there are bad boy fangirls in this dorm too. "What's going on? Are all the handsome guys dating collectively recently?" "They're all dating, what handsome guys am I going to look at in the future?" "As the psychology committee member, I don't feel good!" The whole dorm wailed like ghosts and howled like wolves before going to our 8 AM class. 09 During class, while I was dozing off, my phone suddenly vibrated. Kitten, [Forgot to ask you, what's your name?] I typed and sent it over with my eyes covered, [Chloe Smith.] Two minutes later, I suddenly opened my eyes and picked up my phone. Dead hand, quickly unsend it! It's over, how did I reveal my own name? It's over, it's over! My roommate asked me, "What's wrong with you?" "I'm feeling a bit like dying." "Then hurry up, class is almost over." Kitten, [The name sounds very nice, I'll call you Chloe from now on.] To—tal—ly—over. 10 After playing dead for two days. I saw the Moments posted by both of them at the same time. Real. Liam. Golden Boy posted a selfie. Holding the doll sent by Jax in his hand. [Seeing this is like seeing you.] And Real. Jax. Bad Boy took a mirror selfie wearing the shoes sent by Liam. [Didn't expect to meet true love on my first online dating experience.] You sister! How are they real people!? I've really caused trouble this time! My head spun. I felt like the rest of my life was doomed. Right right, try to persuade them to break up first. I sent a message to Kitten, [Forgot to tell you, I introduced the wrong person to you, I don't even know this Liam.] The same words, in a panic, I actually forwarded directly to Smiley. Smiley, [?] [What does this mean? Sowing discord?] Fuck! How can a person make continuous mistakes? I'm innocent, [Also forgot to tell you, I introduced the wrong person, I don't know any Jax.] Smiley, [It's fine, we get along well, and we're going to meet up soon.] Meet... meet up!? Holy crap, are two grown men dating on fast forward? Meeting up so quickly! No no no, if I get exposed. The bad boy Jax won't let me off. I can't get into Harvard, and I don't want to get beaten up either! 11 So, I harassed the two of them from morning till night. I became the person I used to hate the most. [Even as an outsider, I can tell you two aren't suitable! If you stay together for a long time, you'll definitely fight often!] Liam, [It's fine, I'll give in.] Give in my ass! In a previous debate competition, I was pushed by the club to fill in, and got shot full of holes by Liam. I didn't manage to say a single word. Liam's mouth is like it's smeared with poison. Licking it once could poison yourself to death. Jax, [I have a good temper.] Good temper my ass! I still remember when college first started, Jax got into a conflict on the basketball court, threw the ball out in anger, and hit me. Because of that, I have a phobia of the basketball court now. Seeing that I couldn't argue with them. I could only, [Log on! Let's play a game!] They all say games make feelings fade. I don't believe my sabotage can't make them break down! Liam, [What are we playing?] Me, [Ranked!] [Okay.] As soon as the game started, I set traps for Jax. Making him so angry he immediately typed to scold me, [What's wrong with you? Why didn't you block the skill for me just now?] Me, [I didn't buy boots, couldn't walk fast enough, didn't you die because you suck?] Jax, [You were clearly just standing there not moving! The opponent's damage all landed on me!] Me, [Say what you want, anyway I think I'm playing pretty well.] I went to follow Liam. After a few kills, Liam, [She's playing pretty well.] Jax, [Why are you speaking up for her?] Liam, [I observed her operation, there's really no problem.] Jax, [So it's my problem then!] Liam, [No no, it has nothing to do with you.] Jax [Right right right, it has nothing to do with me!] Liam, [I didn't mean... that.] My mouth was almost splitting from smiling. Fight, fight, make it more intense! I don't believe they won't break up over this! 12 With just one game, these two went offline to fight. Just as I was beautifully thinking about sleeping. Jax, [By the way, we plan to meet up the day after tomorrow, you come along too.] I sat up in shock. No way... [What did you say? Meeting up?] Jax, [Yeah, we're at the same school anyway, it's not hard to meet.] [You can't! You don't even know who the other person is and you're meeting up, what if it's...] Jax, [Aren't you there? You were the matchmaker back then, you have to help me check things out.] Is it too late for me to issue a refund now? [I'm not going, I have something to do the day after tomorrow.] Jax, [What is it, more important than us meeting? By the way, I also brought you a gift.] Then he sent a picture. Tiffany!? Holy crap! [I'm going, I'm going! You put too much thought into the gift, I'll treat you guys to a meal depending on the situation.] I don't know if this meal will still happen after the two of them meet. Anyway, I feel like I can save some money. At most I'll just get beaten up, I've been resistant to beatings since I was a kid. It's fine!
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