
I was trying to catch up on sleep on my flight when a flight attendant unexpectedly shook me awake. "Excuse me, ma'am. I noticed you didn't order a meal. Are you feeling unwell?" I shook my head. "Just tired. I'm going to sleep. No food for me, thank you." But ten minutes later, the exact same flight attendant woke me up again. "Are you absolutely sure you don't want to eat? We have a wide variety of options for our in-flight service today." I waved my hand dismissively. "Please, I just want to sleep. I really don't want to eat." I had finally managed to string together a few minutes of interrupted sleep. I didn't expect to open my groggy eyes and be met with the flight attendant's overly eager gaze yet again. "If you're not eating, I need you to fill out this survey and explain exactly why." "And you can't just check the multiple-choice boxes. This is so we can provide you with better service in the future." 01 After pulling an all-nighter, I was flying out of state for a business trip. Tray table locked, seatbelt fastened. The sound of the plane's engines roaring to life was my favorite lullaby, signaling my long-awaited date with the Sandman. This particular client was notoriously difficult to please. The night before the trip, they were still asking me to "make the black pop" on our presentation design. Thankfully, after rushing and burning the midnight oil, I finally submitted a deck they were satisfied with. A three-hour flight isn't incredibly long, but it isn't short either. It was just enough time for a deep, restorative nap. Terrified of being disturbed during the meal service, I pulled out a sticky note I had written while waiting at the gate and slapped it right on the seatback in front of me. Neon yellow paper, bold red Sharpie. "Please do not wake for meal service. Thank you." Normally, I'm not this aggressively extroverted. But having a deep, sweet sleep interrupted is a cruel and unusual punishment. My eyelashes fluttered shut, and I drifted off beautifully. But before I could even reach the drooling stage of a good nap, a warm touch pressed against my arm. At the same time, a saccharine female voice leaned close to my ear. "Ma'am, what would you like for your meal today?" I waved my hand in despair and pointed at the sticky note on the seat in front of me. But the voice beside me didn't disappear. Instead, it went up an octave. "We have the beef bowl or the chicken and rice. Which one would you prefer?" "Ma'am? Ma'am?" Through the relentless calling, I forced myself to muster a shred of consciousness. "No, thank you. I'm not eating. Thanks." Forcing a chronically exhausted corporate drone to speak and answer questions is a cruel thing, but I figured the flight attendant was just doing her job. Wage slaves shouldn't make life harder for other wage slaves. That was a core philosophy I adopted after entering the corporate world. My eyelids grew heavy. I snuggled into my seat, desperately hoping to seamlessly transition back into sleep. But the very next second, the flight attendant's voice rang out again. "Are you really sure you don't want to eat, ma'am?" "The food on this route gets great reviews. People rave about it on TikTok and Instagram all the time." God help me. Was this airline meal made of gold? Was it mandatory that I eat it? "Thank you, but I really don't want to eat. I just want to sleep." "And please, you don't need to ask me again. Thank you." I pointed to the sticky note on the seat again, blindly grabbed my noise-canceling headphones from my pocket, and put them on. My verbal, physical, and visual rejections didn't buy me peace. Instead, the flight attendant crouched down and spoke in a voice that sounded sincere, but was perfectly calibrated to carry to the rows in front of and behind me. "It's completely fine, ma'am." "These meals are complimentary and included in the price of your ticket. There's no extra charge, so you really don't need to worry about the cost." That woke me up. I was pissed. "I told you I want to sleep and not to wake me up. What is your goal in repeatedly harassing me and asking me questions?" "And bringing up the cost? With your twisted logic, working as a flight attendant is a waste of your talents. You should go write soap operas; you'd probably get a billion views overnight." "Just go, go away. I'm begging you." I put my hands together in a pleading motion, turned my body away, closed my eyes, and tried to salvage the rest of my time. But a second later, the flight attendant stood up, her voice choking with tears. "Ma'am, are you feeling unwell?" "I apologize, I was only worried about you." "Ma'am? Ma'am?" 02 I wasn't a "Ma'am." I was a victim. I was a corporate workhorse enslaved by my boss, and currently, I was a monkey in a zoo being gawked at. I opened my eyes, my gaze slowly sweeping over my surroundings. Even through the haze of sleep deprivation, I could clearly feel the burning stares coming at me from all directions. "Alright, alright, don't give her a hard time. The flight attendant is just doing her job." "Seriously. She's just a young girl, why does that passenger have such a nasty temper?" "She's probably just jealous because the flight attendant is pretty. She's giving her a hard time on purpose." They weren't just staring; they were gossiping. And they weren't even whispering. I rubbed my aching neck, took a deep breath, and didn't rush to respond to the teary-eyed flight attendant. Instead, I looked straight at the older couple who were gossiping the loudest. I didn't say a word. I just stared. However long they kept talking, this "hard-working" flight attendant would have to stand in front of my furious face. This is called pressure transfer. My boss uses it in meetings all the time. I took the best parts of the tactic and discarded the rest. The results were instantaneous. Soon enough, the flight attendant standing before me, as well as the nosy passengers on either side, followed my gaze to the couple. The couple exchanged an awkward glance and sheepishly lowered their heads. External threats neutralized; time to handle the internal issue. I slowly looked up at the flight attendant in front of me. She blinked her reddened eyes, looking at me innocently. It was as if I were the wicked hunter, and she was a cornered, helpless fawn. Finally realizing I wasn't an easy target, she spoke, her voice pitiful. "Ma'am, I am so sorry. I only wanted to provide you with better service." "I'm still in my probationary period. Please give me a chance, okay?" "Please don't file a complaint against me. I promise I'll be more careful and fix my mistakes in the future." An apology was fine. There was no need to push someone to the brink. Even though I still felt incredibly annoyed, I shook my head at her. "It's fine. I won't report you. We're all just trying to make a living." "I just want to sleep. Until the plane lands, please do not wake me up for meal service or anything else." "Seriously. Please." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. This time, I watched the flight attendant turn around and walk toward the other end of the plane before finally burying my face back into the seat cushion. The unpleasant interruption was finally over. If I didn't catch up on sleep now, I would be nodding off like a pigeon pecking at grain during my afternoon meeting. My meticulously prepared presentation—the "minimalist but with flair" deck—would be dragged through the mud by the client. All my hard work, and the final payment, would vanish into thin air. Interrupted sleep is incredibly hard to resume. After repeatedly inhaling and counting sheep, drowsiness finally hit me. Just as I was sinking into that hazy, blissful state, a sharp pain shot up my arm. I opened my eyes, wincing. The next second, the sharp, stiff edge of printer paper was thrust into my face. The flight attendant had returned. She solemnly handed a pen to me. "Ma'am, if you're not eating, I need you to fill out this survey and explain exactly why." 03 I looked at the red scratch on my arm, then at the printer paper now resting on my tray table, densely packed with questions. It was the middle of summer, and I had been sweating profusely. The fresh paper cut stung like fire as sweat seeped into it. Anger flared up inside me, burning so hot my tongue felt tied into knots. Just as I was trying to find the words to express my fury, the flight attendant leaned in and meticulously instructed me. "You can't just check the multiple-choice boxes. Please make sure to fill out the detailed comments section as well." "This is so we can reflect and summarize our performance, allowing us to provide you with better service in the future." My tongue untied itself, but my brain felt like it was short-circuiting. My only request was that she leave me alone so I could sleep. Why was it absolutely necessary for her to repeatedly wake me up? If I were sitting in the emergency exit row, I would force myself to stay awake to fulfill my duties, no matter how tired I was. But I was just a regular passenger. Saying no to food is a right. Saying no to a survey is a right. Seeing me sit in stunned silence, a flash of impatience crossed the flight attendant's eyes, though her smile grew even sweeter and more accommodating. "Ma'am, are you having trouble reading the English on the form?" "If needed, we can provide Spanish or French translation services for you." Before my exhausted brain could even process the insult, she leaned down, starting her unsolicited translation. "Estimada pasajera... Dear passenger, thank you for your cooperation..." Her accent was terrible. Honestly, if this were any other time, I might have found the sheer audacity amusing. But right now, I had absolutely zero patience left. "You want feedback? Here's your feedback." I grabbed the pen she had forced on me and aggressively drew a massive 'X' across the entire survey. I pressed down so hard the pen tore right through the paper. "Ma'am, you..." The sudden outburst left the flight attendant—who had been smugly butchering her translation moments before—staring in utter shock. Before she could react, I whipped out my phone and snapped a photo of the torn survey and her face. I take back what I said earlier. I was reporting her. As soon as I got off this business trip, I was filing a formal complaint. I’ve flown countless times, and I had never met a flight attendant this unhinged. "You can leave now. Save yourself the effort of trying to patronize me." "And you don't need to 'reflect and summarize' for the future, because I will never fly this airline again." I didn't mince words. I crumpled the torn survey into a ball and tossed it into the seatback pocket, completely ignoring how the flight attendant's smile was freezing over, inch by inch. "Ma'am, I am so sorry." "Please do not let my individual mistake affect the evaluation of our entire flight crew." "You can apologize to me however you want, but my colleagues are innocent. Please do not project your anger onto innocent people." "Adults should know how to maturely manage their emotions, instead of..." Tears welled up in her eyes, threatening to spill over, but she stubbornly held them back. Her voice was full of grievance, every word articulated clearly. I squeezed the airsickness bag in my hand until it crumpled. Excuse me? When did I say I was reporting the entire crew? What kind of toxic, guilt-tripping corporate logic was this? Breathe in, breathe out, breathe in again. I looked at the flight attendant, who was putting on a tearful performance while stubbornly refusing to leave my side. There truly is a wall in communication between some people. With bizarre individuals like her, the best tactic is to completely ignore them. Thinking this, I pulled out my laptop. Since sleep was out of the question, I might as well use the time to review my presentation one more time. But the very next second, a scalding cup of hot coffee was splashed all over my keyboard. Watching the dark brown liquid seep deeper and deeper into the keys, I frantically leaned over, trying to dig through my bag for tissues. But before I could even pull them out, a heavy coffee pot hovered directly over my arm, blocking my access to the tissues. "I'm so sorry, I just wanted to pour you a cup of coffee to apologize..." 04 "I'm so sorry, I just wanted to pour you a cup of coffee to apologize." "Please don't be angry. I'll pour you a fresh cup right now." "Please, I beg you, do not report our crew..." Buzz, buzz, buzz. Her voice echoed relentlessly in my ears. I wearily lifted my head and looked at her. Both of her hands were tightly gripping the coffee pot. She lowered her eyes, looking like a child who had made a mistake. Yet, right next to her on the beverage cart sat a thick stack of life-saving napkins, which she conveniently ignored. "Move your hands first. Let me grab some napkins to wipe off my keyboard." I spoke, my voice dripping with exhaustion. At this point, the only thing that mattered was saving my laptop. I truly didn't have the energy to care about anything else. The sticky coffee liquid dried on my dark clothing. After a lot of scrubbing, the keyboard finally looked somewhat normal again. Though it was a mess, at least my most crucial piece of equipment had survived. I slumped numbly back against the seat, glancing at the time on my desktop screen. There was an hour and a half left until landing. Instead of trying to salvage a fragmented nap, I decided to go to the lavatory and wash my face. With that in mind, I unbuckled my seatbelt and started to stand up to head toward the back. The next instant, a splash of hot coffee was dumped directly onto the top of my head. Drip, drop. The coffee ran down my hair, soaking into my undershirt. I stood frozen in shock, instantly transforming into a walking espresso machine. "What the fuck..." Feeling the sticky, hot mess covering my body, and remembering my tight schedule after landing, my rage finally overpowered my exhaustion. I wrung the coffee out of my bangs and glared coldly at the flight attendant who caused this disaster. Just as I was about to speak, she set the coffee pot down and looked at me with disdain. "Ma'am, I have already apologized to you." "You can be unhappy with me, but we are in a public space. Please mind your manners." ??? She was speaking English, but put together, I didn't seem to understand the logic at all. Remembering the photos I had taken on my phone, I forcefully swallowed my anger. I turned sideways to avoid brushing against the seats and walked into the lavatory. Splashing cool water on my face made me feel slightly better. After landing, I'd get my checked luggage first, then change my clothes in an airport restroom. I had a Ziploc bag in my carry-on with a spare change of clothes. I could send the dirty ones to the hotel's laundry service later. As for my hair... I'd have to see if I could find a salon near the meeting location to get it quickly washed and blown out. With the next steps clear in my head, I wiped the stains off my body. But the moment I pushed open the lavatory door and stepped out, I was met with two eager faces. "Hello, I am the Purser for this flight." "I have something I'd like to discuss with you."
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